Two friends were talking and at some point they say to each other:

– You have been confessing lately;

– Where did you remember that now?;

– Ε, how! I would suggest you go.

– You won't be fine! I have to go from elementary school.

– Ε, to! I'm asking you as a favor. Keep the priest busy for a while, because I want to go with papadia.

– Say it! If so, to go.

And he went. And he still remembered some other sin, and another, and another. But at some point he couldn't stand it:

– my papa, now that I confess, I also commit a new sin.
– What do you mean my child?;

– Ε, to! I turn my back to my friend and delay you so that he can go with your papaya! Sorry!

And the priest calm:

– Your wife lives;;;

– Yes, my father!!!

– Run home quickly my child…because the daisy has died here and 2 years!!!